Colbert Declares Himself Governor of South Carolina

What did you have in your office's Where the Fuck Is Mark Sanford pool? I had "Getting a back-alley sex-change in Des Moines." Really thought I had a shot too. Better luck next time, I guess. Anyway, congrats to everyone who had money on "Pulling a classic Appalachia/Argentina Whoopsy-Daisy," though don't be surprised if you have to split your winnings with those who had "Transporting endangered species in his rectum" before this all shakes out.

After the jump, The Daily Show's coverage of the Sanford story.

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