Fox News Reports on That Cheating Democrat Mark Sanford

Make a mistake one time, no big deal. Ten times, we have to maybe think about double-checking our work before we send it out. A million times, okay, somebody needs to take a nap.

But a million billion times?!* That can't be a mistake…

In Fox's defense, they don't get a lot of practice reporting unfavorable stories about Republicans.

It's a force of habit.

^{* Don't quote me on that number. It might be slightly off.}