• Victoria Jackson Has Figured Out Why Barack Obama Is Trying to Kill Your Grandmother

    Noted intellectual and ukulele-player Victoria Jackson has been pondering one of the most serious questions that has faced our generation: What does liberals' obsession with health care have to do with their mission of killing everything that God loves? (Because, "[i]t couldn't be because they actually care about sick, poor people." Obviously, right?)

    After a lot of very strenuous thinking, she hit upon the smartest answer that has ever been thought up

    Euthanasia!

    Social Security and Medicare are broke.  Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it.  Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can't speak English [ed. note: illegal alien], has chewing gum, an attitude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end [ed. note: black lady],  and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you.  They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

    Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!

    Isn't it humbling to bear witness to a true genius of brain thinking in your own time? It's so obvious! How did we not see it? Obama was elected by the Democrats, foreigners and homosexuals to kill your grandmom!

    Jeeze, this whole thing reminds me of something that somebody else did. Somebody really evil. What's his name? Damn, it's right on the tip of my tongue. Who was it again who did this exact same thing before, Ms. Jackson?

    Hitler did this.

    Oh yeah! That's right. Can you please explain to me how this is exactly the same thing, using the most reasonable, even-tempered and well-researched arguments possible?

    He killed the weak, the sick, the old, and babies and races/religions he didn't like.  Hitler also controlled the media.  (Where's the public debate between scientists on "Climate Change/Global Warming?")  Hitler had the VW bug invented as the state car. What will O's nationalized car be?

    So… kill off the weak.  That's the plan.  Tax the workers to death.  Erase the middle class.  Sounds like the evil governments we studied in high school long ago.  The evil governments were:  kings, oligarchies, facist, socialist, and communist.  Now it's called the Obama Administration. Sounds like candy or a rock band.

    Wow! That made perfect sense. Except that part about the candy and the rock band. And the dozen or so parts before it.

    (via The War Room)


    Tags: Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Health, Health Care, Victoria Jackson

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