This Lemon Party Thing Sounds Like It Might Be Fun

Someone just sent me this…

Yeah, I guess I have been feeling a little bitter about politics lately. More so, though, I've been feeling sour about politics. Sour like a lemon is sour. But also bitter like something that isn't a lemon is bitter, I guess.

Maybe I should look into this Lemon Party. I wonder if it's full of people like me. People who feel the way that I feel. People who like doing the kind of things that I like to do. Most importantly, people who like doing those things with one another.

You know — come to think of it — I think I've heard of this Lemon Party before. Where have I heard of this Lemon Party before? Why do I remember the Lemon Party? Hmmmm…

Oh, wait a minute! Now I remember! Don't go to that website! I am serious! Do not go to that website! If you go there, you can never un-have gone there again! Please, for the love of everything that is good and Holly Hunter-esque, heed my words!!! Especially not while you're at work.*

^{* If you're really, really curious, you can go here to see what you're missing.}