Ron Paul Would Spread "The Truth About 9/11" If Only He Had the Time

Don't act all surprised. Come on, admit it. You knew somewhere deep down in your heart of hearts that Ron Paul must be a Truther…

Interviewer Girl: Why don't you come out about the truth about 9/11?

Ron Paul: Because I can't handle the controversy. I have the IMF, the Federal Reserve to deal with… I just have too many things on my plate. Because, uh, I just have to much to do.

There you go. You heard it right from the congressman himself. He's just got too much on his plate right now. But if he were a little less busy, he'd be out there spreading "the truth about 9/11" alongside the nice people who posted the video.

Hopefully, after that, he'll find the time in his schedule to come out about the truth about Apollo 11.

And then, maybe, the truth about Ocean's 11*?

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^{*When will all you sheeple accept that, while the first film in that series is well-crafted, pop, escapist fun, it pales in comparison to the third film, Ocean's 13, which features a much more complex plot and better-drawn character relationships? Wake up!!!}