* Is that the correct spelling? I always thought it was spelled "Amuricah."
* The good news is that it is no longer illegal to whistle at the King of Spain. The bad news is that now there's absolutely no reason to whistle at the King of Spain.
* New poll finds Jon Stewart to be America's most trust journalist, Alaska to really hate Katie Couric.
* New scientific report shows the American species seemingly heading toward extinction.
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