Michele Bachmann in Danger of Losing Job That It's Amazing She Actually Has

We all know that this is a hard cruel cold world to live in. Sometimes, the only thing that gets me through the day is the knowledge that we have brilliant geniuses like Michele Bachmann representing us in Congress.

I sure hope I don't discover any terrible news about Rep. Bachmann before the end of this post.

Wait, what's this? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

The National Republican Congressional Committee has added another Minnesota representative to its list of most vulnerable incumbents for 2010: Rep. Michele Bachmann joins Rep. Erik Paulsen in the NRCC's "Patriot Program," Roll Call reports…

The Swing State Project states that Bachmann is in "real danger" next election; she's among three "Patriot Program" members elected with the lowest margin of victory in 2008 — three percentage points or less.

Three percentage points?! Whoa! That would be a real problem if math and numbers were real things and not just stuff made up by ACORN to help liberals spread socialism.

Tags: House of Representatives, Michele Bachmann, Minnesota, Republicans