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Two New Jersey Mayors Arrested in Corruption Probe Because Of Course
If there was only one New Jersey mayor being arrested in an FBI sting operation, this wouldn't even be news. It'd just be Thursday.But… well, there's two New Jersey mayor being arrested in an FBI sting operation today, so I guess someone should report on it…
FBI agents are sweeping across northern New Jersey Thursday, making arrests in what reportedly is described as a major corruption probe.
WNBC-TV in New York reported and showed images of the mayors of Hoboken [Peter Cammarano] and Secaucus [Dennis Elwell] being taken into FBI headquarters in Newark. The station also showed rabbis being taken into custody… The stations say the probe centers on money-laundering and political bid rigging.
Why don't they just write articles for when there's not a money-laundering or political scandal happening in New Jersey? That would be bigger news.
Oh, I guess then the local papers where I grew up wouldn't really have much to write about. Well, except for all the trannies who travel there to get killed during voodoo magic rites. You know, boring stuff.
Tags: Corruption, FBI, New Jersey, Religion
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