If you had a hard time understanding Sarah Palin's moving(?) farewell speech to the people of Alaska — whom she has been forced(?) to leave by the tides of destiny — that's only because you have not yet heard William Shatner's musical(?) interpretation of it on last night's Tonight Show.
To be truthful, you probably won't find it to be any more lucid, but it is a whole lot less embarrassing.
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Tags: Alaska, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Palin