* Larry Craig's first piece of advice as your new consultant: Don't listen to anything Larry Craig tells you to do.
* In Lou Dobbs's dreams, Rachel Maddow is his very own tea-bagging queen.
* The Lobbyists! There's just too many of them! Game over, man! Game over!
* Jesus Christ! Why is Joe Biden talking the godamned Lord's name in vain, for Christ's sake?
* And the winner for The Year's Most Idiotic Piece of Political Punditry goes to…
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