Who's the biggest douche on cable news? It's like asking me which of my racist fingers I want to cut off. It's like making me choose which sociopath star is the most beautiful. It's like if my wife thought Barack Obama was a communist and my son thought he was a fascist and they were both drowning, but I could only save one. In short, it's an impossible question to answer, but Jon Stewart gave it a shot last night.
After the jump, Jon welcomes former UN ambassador John Bolton's mustache back to the show.
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