Over the weekend the anonymous proprietor of a Blogspot publication filed an exclusive! (and explosive!) story about Sarah Palin, but only after extensive! background research consisting of a conversation with this one guy/lady who claims to know things that may or may not be true.
Earlier this week one of my best sources claimed to have explosive new information for me. It took all week for us to finally get together, but last night we finally sat down for an amazing conversation. And what I heard made my jaw drop.
According to my source Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage.
Apparently in a fit of anger Sarah stripped the ring from her finger and tossed it into a lake. (No I did not think to ask WHICH lake so I cannot confirm if it is Lake Lucille, on which her house is located, or some other lake. I apologize for not getting clarification, but I was a little tired last night and so was my source.)
Presumably these folks have since gotten their naps, but in the meantime, what are the odds that an elected official, or even a former elected official, is going to acknowledge every scrap of unsubstantiated blathermongering that makes its way to the internet by issuing an actual response through an actual spokesperson?
Right. About as good as the odds that Sarah Palin is having a sexy secret affair with Mitt Romney.
Which I hear, exclusively, is the case.
Tags: Alaska, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Todd Palin