• Happy Birthday, Barack Obama!

    48 years ago today, Barack Obama was born. Probably in Kenya or Iran. And as you know, this birthday is a special one for the Commander in Chief, because it's the last birthday he'll celebrate before his Birthday Tax is enacted, adding a 10% surcharge on cake, candles and wishes in order to pay for terrorists' abortions.


    Of course, next year's birthday will be even more special, as it will be the President's last. We won't celebrate birthdays in the forced-labor Obamatration camps.

    Got a special message for the President on his big day? Drop it in the comments. And hurry, because the Blog Comment Tax goes into effect any day now. We have to pay for the new Pot for Preschoolers program somehow!

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