The Queen of England Wants to Assassinate Stephen Hawking

Oh, the evils of socialized medicine! They should just call it "government-mandated murder," because that's clearly what it is.

Like, did you know that if British citizen Stephen Hawking were a British citizen — which he is — he'd have been euthanized by the government of Britain where he lives?!

It's totally, totally true! Look, it's written down with words…

People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.

Disgusting! And you know it's gotta be absolutely true, because Investor's Business Daily took the time to hastily punch it out on their keyboards and jam it up on the web. So, it's gotta be a superfact!

For example, I just wrote this word: "2sqhmyztpa."

A truer word has never been written.

Tags: Euthanasia, Health Care, Science & Technology, Stephen Hawking, United Kingdom