• Arkansas Congressperson Promises Not to Murder Your Grandma in the Face

    Rep. Mike Ross (D-Ark.) promises not to vote for the systematic murder of grandparents and kindly bed-and-breakfast proprietors. And he calls himself a Democrat…

    I can tell you, I've laid down my set of principles, so I will not force government-run health care on anyone. If there ever is government-run health care, the first ones to sign up should be the president and every member of Congress, including myself. You should be able to keep the insurance you've got today, if you like it, and always choose your own doctor.

    No federal funding for illegal immigrants or for abortion, and no rationing of health care. I will never vote for a bill to kill old people, period.

    That's a nice sentiment and all, but it's not really saying much. I doubt that any Democrat would actually vote for a bill specifically designed for the government-mandated execution of the elderly.

    They'd most likely add it as a rider to some other bill. They're not monsters.

    Tags: Arkansas, Health Care, House of Representatives, Mike Ross


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