The Onion News Network reports…
I was gonna make joke here about Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy and how George Bush tried to make everybody believe that social security was ailing so that he could sell our futures to his corporate friends, but then it got all complicated and off topic and then ultimately I just couldn't be bothered.
So, I'm just gonna lie here for a while longer and watch The Price Is Right. (Wake me up, if Plinko happens.)
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