• Census Director Reveals Sinister Plot Against New Orleans

    new-orleans-bourbon-streetQuick, somebody call Saint Michele Bachmann, Our Lady of No Census, because something smells real fishy down in New Orleans. And I ain't talkin' about gumbo

    U.S. Census Bureau Director Robert Groves said his agency is taking unprecedented and costly measures to ensure an accurate count of southeast Louisiana communities in next year's national headcount.

    Census forms will be hand-delivered to every household in Orleans, St. Bernard and Plaquemines parishes, and in selected sections of Jefferson, St. Tammany, St. John the Baptist and St. Charles parishes, to ensure that the decennial population tally doesn't miss anyone.

    Hand-delivering census forms?! How Big Brotherish is that? It's downright Orwellian. Kafkaesque, if you will. Shakesperean, in the sense of what a tragedy it is that Americans cannot live in freedom without being counted.

    Worst of all, it looks like New Orleans officials are in cahoots with the Census Bureau/ACORN…

    Mayor Ray Nagin [reiterated] his call for Hurricane Katrina victims still living elsewhere who want to return to the city to record New Orleans as their home during next spring's decennial count.

    Insanity. These poor people have suffered enough!

    This is so typical of those shady operatives at the Census Bureau, always targeting America's most vulnerable citizens for torture by numbers.


    Tags: ACORN, Census, Conspiracies, Michele Bachmann, New Orleans

comments

About Us

Comedy Central's Indecision is the network's digital hub for news, politics and other jokes: we're here, we're everywhere. We're not affiliated with any television show. We're affiliated with ourselves.