* The Onion: Congress Deadlocked on How Not to Provide Health Care.
* Please don't let the idiot train leave for health care protest town without Michele Bachmann! She's a'comin'!
* Sen. Max Baucus is under attack from the YouTubes.
* Barack Obama's mother-in-law practices Santeria, but she ain't got no crystal ball.
* John Edwards is moving his little bundle of political irrelevancy closer to home.
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