• The Embassy in Afghanistan Sure Features a Lot of Water Sports for Such Arid Conditions

    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has just come into possession of a 10-page letter from the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan. Apparently, the situation over there has really deteriorated and is becoming seriously dangerous.

    No, not on the streets or in the hills. Inside the U.S. Embassy

    Guards hired by the State Department to protect diplomats and staff at the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan live and work in a "Lord of the Flies" environment in which they are subjected to hazing and other inappropriate behavior by supervisors, a government oversight group charged Tuesday…

    The message described scenes of abuse including guards and supervisors urinating on people and "threats and intimidation from those leaders participating in this activity."

    Photographs show guards and supervisors in various stages of nudity at parties that took place from the housing of other supervisors.

    Whoa! That sounds cah-razy!

    I have a feeling Bill Clinton might be dispatched on another "diplomatic mission."


    Tags: Afghanistan, ArmorGroup, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Obama Administration, Sex

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