From the Pork Barrel: Ink We Should Probably Not Be Believing In

* It's a good thing that tattoos aren't permanent, huh? (On the other hand, that might come in handy again in 2108.)

* Looking for the greediest place in the country? The lustiest? The slothiest? These handy charts should help.

* It must be really nice to have a First Family that's really not afraid to travel.

* This just in: Barack Obama has just annexed the entire Nazi Party.

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