• Happy Consumerism Day Weekend, America!

    I'd wish you all a Happy Labor Day, but the word "labor" is just too closely associated with unions and Socialism and rights for poor people. Yuck!

    So, enjoy your long weekend. And please have a 500 word essay on how buying new products completes you as an America ready to show the class on Tuesday morning.

    Bee Tee Double-Yoo: We'll be liveblogging President Obama's Measured Plea for Death Panels (i.e. his address to the joint session of congress) on Wednesday night, so make sure your eyeballs and ears are cleaned and pressed and ready to go.

    See you on Tuesday.



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