Glenn Beck Was Probably Just Your Run of the Mill Horrible Person in 1990

As it turns out, Glenn Beck does not see the humor in an Internet satire/libel campaign aimed at making people (wink, wink) believe that he (wink) raped and (wink) murdered a human being back in 1990. Go figure.

Apparently, his big stupid conservative lawyers are going after the site DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoung- GirlIn1990.com which hilariously implies that Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Wacka wacka!

But the website is obviously not really claiming any such thing about Beck. I mean, how could anyone not get that this completely real-looking phoney police report I just found on the site is an obvious bit of political satire?

And, c'mon, we all know how excellent the Internet is at spotting satire and sarcasm, right?