• White House: 9/12 Patriots Aren't Racist, They're Something Else

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    Where were you on 9/12/09? Were you at home, sucking the teat of Big Government? Or were you out in the streets of Washington, DC with the Tea Party Patriots, patrioting it up for the patriotical cause of hating the president as much as is patriotly possible?

    The 9/12 event was, of course, a huge success — see photo, above — but some non-patriotic unpatriots in the liberal media have insisted on "playing the race card" by calling the tea party patriots racists, which is not what the Founding Fathers* would have done, and finally the White House decided to weigh in on the matter…

    "I don't think the president believes that people are upset because of the color of his skin," White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union.

    Of course not. As everybody knows, these people are upset because Glenn Beck told them to be upset.

    Next question?

    *The Founding Fathers, in contrast, "played the race card" by keeping slaves.


    Tags: 9/12, Barack Obama, Conservatives, Glenn Beck, Robert Gibbs, Tea Party, White House

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