* Wanna be Barack Obama's Chicago neighbor? (But, be warned, the price is literally unimaginable.)
* GOP aims to overthrow White House czars in glorious House revolution (hopefully by October).
* Now you can watch the president call Kanye West a jackass! God bless us, everyone!
Tags: Barack Obama, Dick Cheney, House of Representatives, Illinois, Kanye West, Pork Barrel, Republicans