• The 2009 Values Voter Summit: Now With Even More Valuable Values

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    Oh boy, oh boy, the annual Values Voter Summit starts today, and as usual it is a veritable smorgasbord of right-wing catnip. (It is also, according to the site's own header, the "Value Voters Summit," so I assume there are separate events for anyone who's interested in saving $$$ at Costco?)

    If you can't make it to D.C. to rub elbows with the heavyweights of the conservative movement — Mike Huckabee, Carrie Prejean, Stephen Baldwin (above, with his running mate) — have a taste of what you're missing

    * "Thugocracy: Fighting the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy"

    * "Defunding Planned Parenthood"

    * "Speechless: Silencing the Christians"

    * "Obamacare: Rationing Your Life Away"

    Yeah, those all sound pretty good. That schedule's nice and values-y. But where's the workshop for those of us who believe that global warming is nothing but a hoax perpetrated by evildoers whose only goal is to murder everyone on the planet?

    * "Global Warming Hysteria: The New Face of the 'Pro-Death' Agenda"

    Ahh, there it is. Phew.

    I was getting worried for a minute there.


    Tags: Carrie Prejean, Christianity, Climate Change, Mike Huckabee, Stephen Baldwin, Values Voter Summit

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