• Gay Marriage is Just a Stop on the Road to Socialism, Which is the Stop Before Hell

    steve-king-pointingGay marriage: is it really about gay people getting married? That's what they (the gays) want you to believe, but there's more here than meets the eye. Gay marriage, which masquerades as "gay marriage," is in fact a stealthy step toward another, more terrible destination.

    No, not Elton John-themed honeymoon cruises. More terrible. Yes: SOCIALISM.

    It's true, says Rep. Steve King

    King told a conservative news radio program: "If there's a push for a socialist society where the foundations of individual rights and liberties are undermined and everybody is thrown together living collectively off one pot of resources earned by everyone, this is one of the goals they have to go to, same sex marriage, because it has to plow through marriage in order to get to their goal. They want public affirmation, they want access to public funds and resources."

    Think about it. It's like how dentistry is only a few steps away from facism*. Rep. King is just the man to sound this important alarm, because he is from the gay-marrying state of Iowa, so he knows whereof he speaks…

    "I said that if this is allowed to happen, Iowa would become the Mecca for same sex marriage, and that has begun to happen," King said.

    Oh God, it's even worse than I thought! After everyone gets forced into gay marriages, we'll be forcibly converted to Islam, and then the Socialist takeover will happen.

    After that, I guess, we'll just give up and start praying for God Allah to put us out of our misery.

    * Dentists are licensed by "state boards." Need I say more?

    Tags: Iowa, Islam, LGBT, Marriage Equality, Socialism, Steve King


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