Alan Grayson's Heartfelt Apology to All You Dead People (You Know Who You Are)

I don't know if you remember a thing called "yesterday," but it's this period of time in a person's life that's typically a lot less sad and lonely and boring than what we call "today" and waaaaaayy less awesome than that "tomorrow" thing we're all waiting for.

But I digress.

Anyway, remember how, in this "yesterday" thing, I wrote a pretty okay post that I didn't hate myself for having written (Ah, remember when I wasn't a talentless hack? Sigh.) about how Democratic congressperson from Florida, Alan Grayson, went the full Glenn Beck and — with placards on the House floor — accused the Republican Party of trying to kill everyone in America? And how the GOP leadership was demanding an apology? Remember that?

Well, he apologized…

That's a pretty okay apology. I think I liked it. It wasn't nearly as Glenn Beck-y as his first speech.

Of course, this all happened yesterday. Nothing good like that ever happens today. (But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow.)

Tags: Alan Grayson, Florida, Health Care, House of Representatives