Do you not care at all about where the Olympics are being held eight years from now? Well, join the not caring club.
Except, don't join that club! Because it turns out that the fact that the Olympics aren't going to be held in Chicago means that Barack Obama has lost his re-election bid in 2012 and also that the world has decided to impeach him from the world…
Give up, everybody else on the Internet. You will never beat Matt Drudge.
Tags: Barack Obama, Chicago, Drudge Report, Illinois, Matt Drudge, Olympics