• There's Also This Explanation for Barack Obama's Nobel Prize

    barack-obama-walking-vertStill wondering why Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for, um, whatever he won the Nobel Peace Prize for?

    Well, wonder no longer, because as the folks at Red State point out, the answer is staring us right in the face. Get it? Face.

    And some faces have more melanin than others…

    I did not realize the Nobel Peace Prize had an affirmative action quota for it, but that is the only thing I can think of for this news.

    Get it? Because President Obama is black!

    Somewhere Bill Clinton’s head just exploded.

    Get it?? Because Bill Clinton was president for eight years and since he left office he's raised a billion dollars for humanitarian efforts and AIDS relief and ain't no one giving him a Nobel Peace Prize!

    Oh, and he was the black president before Barack Obama was the black president. That too!

    Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Nobel Prize, Red State


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