• Fat Baby Too Fat to Get Health Care, Heroic Health Care Provider Declares

    You know, when you think about it, this just makes perfect sense

    Alex Lange is a chubby, dimpled, healthy and happy 4-month-old. But in the cold, calculating numbered charts of insurance companies, he is fat. That's why he is being turned down for health insurance…

    Alex's pre-existing condition — "obesity" — makes him a financial risk.

    Hey, this is America! If four-month-old Alex Lange wanted health insurance, then he shouldn't have spent the past 13 months of his development developing into such a big fat lardass.

    Seriously, kid. Stop being such a health care queen and go run a few laps around the playpen. And would it kill you to drink some 2 percent breast milk once in a while?

    On second thought, why don't you just go and live in Canada or Great Britain. America is no place for fat people.

    Tags: Health, Health Care


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