Blind Item! A certain outtwoken young Republican has been coming under fire for something incredibly controversial she posted on Twitter: the top three or so inches of her upper torso…
I wasn't aware of this when she posted this last night, but I do feel as though this morning when I woke up, I was in a different country than the one I fell asleep in. We're through the looking-like-this-country's-stupider-than-I-thought-it-was-glass, people…
After receiving negative feedback from the picture from her night in, McCain recoiled, saying she might quit the popular social networking site.
"When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a 'slut', I can't even tell you how hurt I am," McCain tweeted.
This is a real controversy. People were calling her a slut. A slut. This is a thing that really happened. Like, for real. In this year that we all live in today. For showing cleavage.
The good news is that she at least had the good taste to apologize to the world for foisting her dirty, dirty pornographic picture upon us all…
"I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended," McCain tweeted.
This really just goes to show you: The young Republican base she's been championing on television and online for the past couple months really did have her back. They just didn't want her front (and boom goes the dynamite!).
The young Republican movement is on its way! Nothing can stop it! (Except itself.)
Ed Note: When I originally posted this, I falsely claimed that Meghan McCain had taken her Twitter account down after following finding this dead account. Apologies for my credulousity. I'm a dumbass.
Tags: Meghan McCain, Republicans, Sex, Twitter