Halloween! It's probably the best holiday ever invented (with the possible exception of Arbor Day), but it's just so hard thinking up an acceptable costume. If only there were some kind of multi-million dollar industry devoted entirely to providing low-grade clothing and props for this one day.
Until that day, here's a bunch of terrifying costumes ideas inspired by the scariest program on television, The Daily Show…
The Money Honey Bee
The Daily Show airs Monday through Thursday at 11pm / 10c.
'70s Dan Rather
Sexy Feminist Wonder Woman
Unpopular Trick-or-Treating Pirate
Napoleon Complex Fake News Host
Featherwick the Unsuperable Wizard
19th Century Dickensian Street Urchin
Please note: Any of these costume ideas can be modified into its "sexy" version with the simple addition of seventeen ounces of cosmetics and the subtraction of almost all of the costume. Remember, if people can almost see your nipples, your almost there.
Tags: Dan Rather, Ed Helms, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Kristen Schaal, Rob Riggle, The Daily Show