Back in the 90s, Washington gave us everything from grunge to overpriced coffee to backward-talking little people. But that was a long time ago. What has Washington given us lately? How about gay marriage? Well, not really gay marriage, but sort of actually really gay marriage. Basically, they're not calling it gay marriage, but it will still have all the benefits. See, it's all in the semantics. It will still turn America into a desolate, blood-soaked, godless, lawless dystopia, we just won't call it "Road Warrior-esque."
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