• Hey, Wait a Minute, Health Care Reform Isn't in the Constitution!

    We've been so wrapped up in the details of health care reform — public options, optional public options, robust public options, public options with a trigger, public options with optional bucket seats, etc. — that we have completely forgotten the most important question of all time: Is any of this even in the Constitution? Anywhere?

    The Washington Times is on the case

    Does the U.S. Constitution allow the government to require uninsured Americans to buy medical insurance or impose a tax penalty if they refuse? Congress has never before required citizens to purchase any good or service, but that is what both House and Senate health bills would mandate.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi dismissed the complaint Thursday when she was asked by a reporter if the Democrats' health reform proposal was constitutional.

    "Are you serious? Are you serious?" Mrs. Pelosi replied.

    No, Nancy Pelosi, are you serious about the Constitution? Is anyone around here serious about the Constitution?

    House Minority Leader John A. Boehner said the argument could not be ignored. "I'm not a lawyer, and I'm certainly not a constitutional lawyer, but I think it's wrong to mandate that the American people have to do anything," he told reporters at his own press briefing last week.

    Fuck yes, John Boehner! That's what I'm talking about!

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta grab the license I don't have and drive my uninsured car the wrong way down this one-way street, because my 18-year-old brother needs a ride home from refusing to register with the Selective Service System.

    Tags: Constitution, Health Care, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Washington Times


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