• Sarah Palin to Help Remove the High-Brow Stigma from Bowling

    Don't worry, everyone. Sarah Palin is going to be the keynote speaker at the Bowling Proprietors Association of America's Bowl Expo next June.

    I know that everybody was afraid that maybe Sarah Palin was not going to be the keynote speaker at the Bowling Proprietors Association of America's Bowl Expo next June. And I think there were some rumors floating around on the important political/bowling blogs that Sarah Palin was not going to be the keynote speaker at the Bowling Proprietors Association of America's Bowl Expo next June.

    But those rumors have proven to be false. See?

    Imagine my surprise when I read that Sarah Palin, the Republican Party's vice-presidential nominee last year, was going to be the keynote speaker at the Bowling Proprietors Association of America's Bowl Expo next June in Las Vegas.

    I know she is a good speaker and she may have more bowling ability than President Obama displayed on the campaign trail last year. And Palin should have first-hand knowledge about bowling, because it's one of the few sports you can compete in year-round in Alaska, and the PBA's senior Player of the Year hails from Alaska, of all places.

    Bowling needs all the help it can get from any source.

    I'm sure, with Sarah Palin's help, the BPAA will be able to take back the sport from the bowlers who willfully pal around with gutter balls.*

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    * Yikes! That's the best bowling joke I can come up with? Sadly, I think it is. My brain really isn't very sharp today. I should probably eat more of this arugula salad. Mmmmm… Magnifique! Where is that sparkling water?

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    Update: Mary just provided me with a much better closing joke:

    She can see White Russians from her yard.

    Where were you when I needed you, Mary? Thanks for nothing!


    Tags: Sarah Palin, Sports

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