Levi Johnston Naked (The Second Biggest Result of John McCain's Campaign) Is Available for Public Perusal

If you're wondering what that sound you didn't hear over the weekend wasn't, it was most likely the non-sound of Levi Johnston's naked de-penised photographs finally hitting the Internet [NSFW].

I looked at them, and — even taking into account that I'm way too slovenly and disinterested in expensive kinds of cheese to be gay — I was kind of meh. I don't know what I was expecting, but the media told me to expect a lot, and this was just some naked dude in a shower. And, ya know, I've seen Oz, so this wasn't anything new.

Any afficianados of naked dudes in showers care to weigh in?

Also, has anybody Twittered these to John McCain yet? I'm curious about what he thinks of his handywork.