Teabagging Rapper Sets New Standard for Conservative Hip-Hop

Everybody knows that conservative hip-hop music is the funky freshest variety of hip-hop music. I'm not just making that up, am I? I mean, there's genuine scientific studies to back that up, right? Oh, good, because I got nervous there for a minute that I was getting ready to post something that was kind of sad and lame. Whew!

Anyway, check out Hi Caliber's new song that is about set real America ablaze…

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Here's a deep thought: Why is it that all the conservative rappers are white? Hmmmmm…