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Barack Obama Spares Turkey from "Terrible and Delicious Fate"
Hmmmm… I'm suspicious about the President's motivations. I'll bet he really pardoned this bird because the Koran forbids the eating of turkey. (Does the Koran forbid the eating of turkey? It probably says something like that somewhere in there.)
See also: Biden Pardons Single Yam in Vice Presidential Thanksgiving Ritual
Tags: Barack Obama, Malia Obama, Sasha Obama, Thanksgiving
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