• Switzerland Ends Terrorist Violence Forever with Not at All Stupid Anti-Muslim Referendum

    Switzerland has figured out the perfect way to end Islamic terrorism! Just don't let anyone build those spire things that Muslims like to put on top of their mosques. It's so simple! How come nobody thought of this before?

    Swiss voters have approved a move to ban the construction of new minarets in the country.

    Final results show that over 57 percent of voters backed the proposal in a referendum that was held today following an initiative by a right wing political party. Turnout was reported at about 55 percent…

    The Swiss government had urged voters to reject the proposed ban on new minarets, saying it would violate religious freedom and human rights, as well as potentially provoking Islamist radicalism and harming Switzerland's image.

    You see, if you can't build minarets, then you can't build a mosque that looks like a mosque. So, people don't know where to go to do Islamic stuff. So, they'll just wander around the city for a while until they get tired and decide to go home and be atheists.

    And, as everybody knows, Muslims turn to terrorism because they feel safe and included by society. So, if you take away that safety and inclusion, you also take away their desire to turn to fundamentalism and violence. Because who ever heard of a lonely, disaffected person becoming convinced to commit a senseless act of violence?

    There is absolutely no way that this well-thought-out scheme can possibly backfire.

    Tags: Islam, Religion, Switzerland, Terrorism


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