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The Real Message of Obama's Afghanistan Speech: No More Pizza in America

Andrew Malcolm, the Andy Rooney of the internet, can always be relied upon for one incisive observation or another. So you can just bet that nobody read President Obama's Afghanistan speech as hard as Andrew Malcolm read it…President Obama spoke 4,582 words in his prime-time Afghanistan war speech at West Point last night.
He said "Al Qaeda" 22 times.
He mentioned the "Taliban" 12 times.
And here's how many times the Democratic chief executive used the word "victory" — 0.
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Also, additionally, furthermore, here is how many times the Democratic chief executive used the word "pizza" — 0.
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Do the math, SHEEPLE, and do it fast before HUSSEIN OBAMA obstructs numbers by not saying them in speeches either.
Tags: Afghanistan, al Qaeda, Andrew Malcolm, Barack Obama, Grammar, Taliban
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