• Nobody Cares About Anything Except Tiger Woods, Not Even Harry Reid

    tiger-woods-google-trendsWar in Afghaniwhat? Unemploymenwho? War on Christmwhere? Health cabibble? Forget it! All humans in the U.S. of A. have contracted "Tiger Fever," even Harry Reid, who is supposed to be- who can tell, at this point?

    But he is definitely not supposed to be addressing reporters like this

    "Get the answers from Tiger Woods," Reid, with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek, said even before reporters could ask him a question.

    When an aide warned Reid that his quip would "end up on the CNN Web site," the smiling majority leader repeated his previous directive.

    "Ask Tiger, not me," Reid said as he walked away from the closed-door briefing he had just received on Afghanistan.

    At least now we know the truth: Harry Reid has been having an affair with Tiger Woods, which prompted Tiger Woods' wife to attack him with a golf club because she wanted the secret Afghanistan strategy plans he's been hiding in his car, and Harry thinks this is just hilarious, because he is such a heartless cad.

    Of all the Senate Majority Leaders in DC, poor Tiger had to walk into this one…

    Tags: Afghanistan, CNN, Harry Reid, Tiger Woods


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