Barack Obama Admits to ID Fraud

As BuzzFeed's Amanda Dobbins points out, while honoring Mel Brooks at the Kennedy Center last night*, Obama let slip that he was using falsified identification back when he was only 10 years old.

You see! This conspiracy goes way, way back!

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^{* I had no idea that Mel Brooks was a terrorist. Sure, Dracula: Dead and Loving It was a bomb, but come on!**}

^{** Yikes! That joke was terrible, but you have to admit, it wasn't nearly as bad as Robin Hood: Men in Tights.}