There's always one guy in every party…
"Historically, Republicans have faced little opposition from willing and easily impressed single females, but Sen. Grassley's untoward behavior poses a significant threat to the status quo," Republican strategist Stanley Schilling said.
"Whether because of his inappropriate remarks on the [dance] floor, or his stubborn unwillingness to take no for an answer, Sen. Grassley, frankly, has few real allies in either party at this point."
I have a feeling that most conservatives won't be telling Sen. Grassley that everyone's ditching the current party for the more happening Tea Party. They'll probably just try to sneak out while he's in the bathroom.
That never works, though.
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