According to Wikipedia, "[t]he potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family (also known as the nightshades)." Disgusting, I know. Luckily, you don't have to subject your family or yourself to that liberally-biased filth now that we have Conservapedia, where you'll learn that, "[t]he potato is a tuber of Solanum tuberosum; it comes in many colors (brown, purple, red, white, etc.) and can be easily cooked by frying in oil, baking, or boiling." Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Conservapedia founder Andy Schlafly to thank him for cleansing our internets.
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