Rush Limbaugh Declares War on Accumulated Knowledge and Understanding

Rush Limbaugh fights back against the evil scientists and their devious scheme to vaccinate Americans against influenza…

The bottom line of the study is the swine flu was much less severe than feared. A companion story here from the medical editor of something: "Four out of five people who called the swine flu line for Tamiflu did not actually have the disease." A bogus scandal! A bogus pandemic! You combine this with the UK story [Climategate] and we can see what's happened here, a manufactured, phony crisis. Hoax and change…

Kathleen Sebelius showing us how to sneeze on our arms so that we wouldn't destroy all of human life before global warming got us. We are the targets of lies, damn lies and science and scientists are rapidly becoming as trustworthy as politicians.

All I can say is thank God we have brave soldiers like Rush Limbaugh who are prepared to declare war on "systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation."

Take that, Big Science! We're not gonna take to test tubes and petri dishes and electron microscopes anymore! No longer will we live under the tyranny of your statistical analysis and proposed explanations for classes of natural phenomena!

Every new day in which Rush Limbaugh talks truly is a better day for the human race. With his help, we'll have put an end to this liberal period of enlightenment in no time.

(via The Intersection)

Tags: Climate Change, Rush Limbaugh, Science & Technology, Swine Flu