Somewhere in our nation's capitol, the White House chief of staff's brain is exploding out of his eye sockets…
What's probably gonna happen now is that Emanuel is going to punch a cabinet in the White House kitchen and then run out to the car before Joe Biden can get some Secret Service agents to follow him. Then, when he stops at the toll booth (that separates D.C. from Chicago?), a bunch of thugs from the Progressive Change Campaign Committee will pop out from their hiding places and machine gun him to death.
Then Barack Obama will put tissues in his cheeks and say, "Look what they did to my Chief of Staff."
Tags: Health Care, Illinois, Rahm Emanuel