Garrison Keillor lobs this possibly elitist, possibly antisemitic, probably satirical (and definitely poorly written) op-ed piece, "Don't Mess with Christmas," from behind the Christian traditionalist parapet.
Meanwhile, Fox News flips sides, commits an act of treason and explodes a "Happy Holidays" message all over its unsuspecting "Merry CHRISTmas" favoring viewers.
And Australian singer-songwriter Tim Minchin rests invisibly in a tree, quietly picking off people on both sides of the battlefield with this anti-religion, pro-Christmas song…
There's so much blood. So, so much blood.
Tags: Atheists, Christmas, Fox, Religion