• Fox Wept: Barack Obama Didn't Go to Church on Christmas

    barack-obama-lei-hawaiiMaybe President Obama wasn't paying attention last January when he put his hand on the Constitution of the United States and swore to uphold the Bible, because here's how he marked the birth of Jesus

    The president and his wife, Michelle, started their day at 6:40 a.m. by going to the gym [...] and returned more than an hour later.

    The first couple did not swap presents, aides said. And the Obamas did not attend church services, instead spending the day at the oceanfront home they are renting in Kailua, on the island of Oahu.

    The Fox Nation newsfeed alerted me to this scandal with a headline titled "Why Didn't President Obama Attend Church on Christmas?," which is a good, important question that needed to be asked in America in almost-2010.

    Maybe the Obamas' church-skipping is another bomb in the bloody war on Christmas. On the other hand, maybe they attend one of those gyms where Jesus appears in the sweat stains on the stretching mats, so it wound up being close enough.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Christianity, Christmas, Fox, Hawaii, Religion


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