• JFK's Naked Orgy Boat of Naked Sex

    Update: This was a hoax, and I totally, totally fell for it. Oh well, that's one more day in which we haven't yet found a photo of John F. Kennedy on a boat with a bunch of naked women. Mark your calendars. (Thanks, Ryan.)

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    If you ever bet anyone money that photographic evidence of John F. Kennedy engaging in a naked boat orgy would never turn up, let me just tell you that you made a very stupid bet…

    Don't worry. I blurred out the not-really-visible-at-all naked parts of the shameless hussies in the photo, so as to not offend your delicate sensibilities. If you're really curious about what blurry, creased, 60-years-ago naked women look like, you can hop over to TMZ, which — obviously — is the website that dropped this naked bombshell…

    TMZ has obtained a never-before published photograph which appears to show John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women… We believe the photo was taken in the mid-1950s.

    TMZ had multiple experts examine the photo — all say there is no evidence the picture was Photoshopped. The original print — which is creased — was scanned and examined for evidence of inconsistent lighting, photo composition and other forms of manipulation. The experts all concluded the photo appears authentic…

    There are numerous articles and books on President John F. Kennedy which mention a 2-week, Mediterranean boating trip that JFK — then a Senator — took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. The trio reportedly entertained a number of women on the yacht.

    Let's just face up to it. That's almost certainly John F. Kennedy on that boat with those naked women. And, even if it's not John F. Kennedy on that boat with those naked women, basic statistics will tell you that there has got to be another picture with John F. Kennedy on another boat with some other naked women. Because, c'mon.

    To be honest, I get much more incredulous when I see an old picture of John F. Kennedy, and there isn't a naked woman somewhere in the frame. Like, this famous picture of his inauguration…

    I'm pretty sure there has to be a naked woman in there somewhere.


    Tags: John Kennedy, Scandalgate, Sex

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