Behold, the Underwear Terrorist's Underwear of Death

Honestly, I've seen worse…

So, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab prefers boxers, huh? I'm not sure why that surprises me. I guess he just sort of looks like a tighty whitey guy to me.

Now, granted, I've never actually attempted to kill a whole bunch of completely innocent human beings before — so maybe I'm talking out of my ass here — but I think I'd go with boxer briefs myself.

Because I figure those explosives tucked up next to your balls are going to need some support, but they're also going to need some breathing room or the chemical reaction isn't going to receive the necessary amount of oxygen.